I would like to apologize for....

[itsjadeite]

• 'Downsizing' 4 floors of HSA offices.
• 'Redecorating' several more offices.
• 'Relocating' marketing to the lawn.
• Everything in the vicinity of Ray.
• Especially Mark's headache.
• Those clocks never being right again.
• The state of the union.
• The shape of the Universe.

If anyone needs me for some reason, try the usual blanket fort, because my phone appears to be a throwback now and I'm not sure if you'll be calling me or eroding the space-time continuum by screwing with the past.

Everyone carry on, nothing to see here.

Panic Button Pressed

[carmine_of_trinity]

Guys, I'll meet you at the hospital if you're not there already.

Sophie, go to Aunt Emily's for now. I'll come get you later.