secretidentity | I would like to apologize for....

'Downsizing' 4 floors of HSA offices.
'Redecorating' several more offices.
'Relocating' marketing to the lawn.
Everything in the vicinity of Ray.
Especially Mark's headache.
Those clocks never being right again.
The state of the union.
The shape of the Universe.

If anyone needs me for some reason, try the usual blanket fort, because my phone appears to be a throwback now and I'm not sure if you'll be calling me or eroding the space-time continuum by screwing with the past.

Everyone carry on, nothing to see here.